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Perpetual Diary

Perpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb ('If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?', 'Crappe diem') and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car'). And save time with templates for Apology and Passive-Aggressive Notes.This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary. This diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.

Seize the day...or whatever.

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Standard Delivery - £3.65 - Normally delivered within 3-5 working days

Express Delivery - £5.95 - Orders placed before 4.00pm will normally be delivered within 1-2 working days

Next Day Guaranteed Delivery - £7.95 - Orders placed before 3.00pm will be delivered the Next Working Day (Saturday orders must be placed before 11.00am for Monday delivery, orders placed on a Sunday will be delivered the following Tueday)

Pick Up In-Store - Collect from our Glasgow store for free!

Free Shipping - Orders of £45 or more will be delivered to you free of charge - Normally within 3-5 working days

If you are unsure which is the best option for you or have any other queries regarding delivery please email us at: [email protected] or call us between 10:00 and 18:00 on 0141 333 1356 to speak to one of our team.    
 

International Delivery

EU Flat Rate (Up to 2kg): For addresses within the European Union the normal charge for delivery is £9.95.

Worldwide Flat Rate (Up to 2kg): normal charge for delivery is £17.95 (outside the EU)

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Here at Maia we want you to be happy with your purchases, however we know sometimes an item bought online can be unsuitable once you have seen it with your own eyes.

If you have a change of heart about the product you have ordered then there is no problem. Simply return the item (in it's original packaging) to us within 14 days of receipt for a refund. 


Perpetual Disappointments Diary

£9.99
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  • Perpetual Disappointments Diary
  • Demotivating journal
  • Can be used for any year
  • Great (terrible) gift for a pessimist
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Perpetual Diary

Perpetual Disappointments Diary is a downbeat journal for pessimists, cynics and losers everywhere. You'll love it.Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb ('If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?', 'Crappe diem') and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into four languages ('A table for one, please', 'I have destroyed my hire car'). And save time with templates for Apology and Passive-Aggressive Notes.This may not be your year. But this is definitely your diary. This diary is not specific to one year - they are all basically the same.

Seize the day...or whatever.

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United Kingdom

Standard Delivery - £3.65 - Normally delivered within 3-5 working days

Express Delivery - £5.95 - Orders placed before 4.00pm will normally be delivered within 1-2 working days

Next Day Guaranteed Delivery - £7.95 - Orders placed before 3.00pm will be delivered the Next Working Day (Saturday orders must be placed before 11.00am for Monday delivery, orders placed on a Sunday will be delivered the following Tueday)

Pick Up In-Store - Collect from our Glasgow store for free!

Free Shipping - Orders of £45 or more will be delivered to you free of charge - Normally within 3-5 working days

If you are unsure which is the best option for you or have any other queries regarding delivery please email us at: [email protected] or call us between 10:00 and 18:00 on 0141 333 1356 to speak to one of our team.    
 

International Delivery

EU Flat Rate (Up to 2kg): For addresses within the European Union the normal charge for delivery is £9.95.

Worldwide Flat Rate (Up to 2kg): normal charge for delivery is £17.95 (outside the EU)

Shop with Confidence! 

Here at Maia we want you to be happy with your purchases, however we know sometimes an item bought online can be unsuitable once you have seen it with your own eyes.

If you have a change of heart about the product you have ordered then there is no problem. Simply return the item (in it's original packaging) to us within 14 days of receipt for a refund. 

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